What makes a wumpus a wumpus?
The wumpus was birthed before the invention of time and space, and is said to be a mythical species of super-animal that can create and destroy worlds at will. They're also about a foot tall and they look like the above image.
Wumpus is notorious for having no friends or enemies, but somehow everyone loves the little thing. We think they might just be mind controlling us all. Apparently our tins hats won't help like they did for the aliens.
Now the question lies in what we will do with this knowledge... probably forget.